Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 10, 2007


i just saw a "fat free half and half" in the fridge here at work. that is simply not possible. half and half is, by definition:
"...a mixture of milk and cream. It must contain at least 10.5 percent milkfat, but not more than 18 percent."

half and half, therefore, CANNOT be fat free. you could call it fat free articifially thickened milk product with cream flavor, but you cannot bill it as half and half.

totally makes my head hurt and reminds my why i hate people.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

0 fashion sense

note to atlantans: it's 67 degrees out, not 94. save the tube tops and mini mini skirts. i'm dying for spring too. but there's no need for public nudity just yet. that's what summers in the south are for. and it's barely march, you know.